If you're like me (or these 20 people), you don't eat, sleep, or go out in public for days when there's a new true crime show or podcast to binge.
I can't explain why they're so good, but they are.
If you're a true crime fan, these jokes will hit a little too close to home.
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Ooh, so close!
But you want to be the person who likes watching true crime shows, not the subject of one.
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You never thought you’d say the sentence, “Oh man, I could have murdered him so much better than Brenda,” but here you are.
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Seriously, if criminals were to just watch the shows they end up on, they wouldn’t end up on those shows. It’s a Catch-22, really.
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For the frequent listener of true crime podcasts, or really any podcast, the shout out to the sponsors before tackling some very serious subjects is so very real.
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No but seriously, why am I having nightmares?! I only spend all my waking hours learning about serial killers!
The next one is too much…
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It’s exciting and fun until it happens to you.
Sometimes we forget that true crime is true crime, you know?
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It’s so true that for a true crime fan, every teeny tiny mystery of life is a possible murder case that you immediately try to solve.
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One thing that’s real about watching true crime shows is that you learn all the red flags. And you learn how dumb people can be for ignoring them.
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Your true crime watching and listening experiences obviously make you totally qualified to solve real-life crimes, like who bit Beyoncé. We need to know.
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When you’re deep in a hole of true crime shows, books, and podcasts, it all honestly starts to blend together. It doesn’t even matter if it’s real or not at a certain point.
The next one is hilarious…
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Yeah, thanks. If you hadn’t said it wasn’t a reenactment, I wouldn’t have known that the murderer wasn’t actually just a terrible actor.
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It’s a wonder that people who are obsessed with true crime stuff ever get sleep at all. We can spook ourselves real good with this stuff.
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It’s so weird, but true crime becomes like a security blanket of sorts.
You know, before it becomes your career.
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I am so this person, but I don’t see what’s wrong with that. It’s called being prepared.
The next one will make you go, “Yep.”
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You didn’t light a candle, microwave a bag of popcorn, and paint your toenails just to watch a rerun. That is poisoning people material.
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You know your obsession has gotten out of control when you start dramatically narrating your own life.
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I don’t know why this is true, but it is.
Serial killers are soothing compared to Donald Trump.
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This thread about a stolen office lunch is more melodramatic and full of twists and turns than the craziest true crime story. Trust me. You have to read it.
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